In 2019, we’re being as vague as possible. I’ll tell you more about it later
betrayal
dear God take care of her when i can’t
i truly mean this wholeheartedly. exactly what mean
I was changing the batteries in the Food God (automatic cat feeder) and the Boyes were very concerned
they are so sweet, their little cries, heartwrenching. appease the Food God quickly human!
shoutout to all my insanely talented people forced to put their passion on the back burner to work bullshit jobs in order to support themselves
if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.
I’m literally not kidding
the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.
i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome
the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.
UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.
Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!
england, you’re doing amazing, sweetie, this made me so happy
Ok, i’ve been seeing these all over today and I’ve been very happy, but I think “Trump wears poorly tailored suits” is the most hilarious and utterly British insult I’ve seen all day. It’s lovely.